Total Medals Earned: 77 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,305 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (170/445 points)
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/450 points)
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (80/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
